That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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