he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Text me some of your sweat
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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