But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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