watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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