This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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