She said her name was "party"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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