OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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