I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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