Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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