Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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