what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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