Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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