I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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