TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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