and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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