dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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