Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
