we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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