Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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