dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
then he tried to convert me to islam
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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