it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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