She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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