hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
