Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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