Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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