Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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