That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He has the fingertips of a God
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