saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Randomize
