You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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