You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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