How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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