You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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