Umm I'm too high to move.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
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It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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