Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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