He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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