I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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