Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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