I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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