is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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