problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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