I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
