It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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