he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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