I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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