rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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