ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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