good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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