who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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