he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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