yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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