How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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