so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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