I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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