How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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